Robert Burns

Elderjuice has two toastas appropriate for Burns night - a toast to " The Immortal Memory" and also " To the Lassies" Burn's prewdiliction for the latter was legendary.....

Mr. Lavish goes to Monte

The new Mr. Lavish story is out now on elderjuice.com. He reminisces about a trip to Monte Carlo in his youth - which triggers a recent memory of Mr. Frugal's "holiday" in Merthyr Tydfil!

Margaret Thatcher - The Iron Lady

See what DOUGLAS MITCHELL has to say about the new film starring Meryl Streep and Jim Broadbent - a masterpiece of acting performances and a perfect study in dementia.

January Horoscopes on Elderjuice

Here are the latest predictions for January

Happy New Year!

To all our readers a happy and prosperous 2012!
We have our famous thought for the day every day.
Here's today's
"The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul". (GK Chesterton)