February predictions

If you need to know about your career prospects and how your love life will pan out, check out Elderjuice's February Horoscopes here

Robert Burns

Elderjuice has two toastas appropriate for Burns night - a toast to " The Immortal Memory" and also " To the Lassies" Burn's prewdiliction for the latter was legendary.....

Mr. Lavish goes to Monte

The new Mr. Lavish story is out now on elderjuice.com. He reminisces about a trip to Monte Carlo in his youth - which triggers a recent memory of Mr. Frugal's "holiday" in Merthyr Tydfil!

Margaret Thatcher - The Iron Lady

See what DOUGLAS MITCHELL has to say about the new film starring Meryl Streep and Jim Broadbent - a masterpiece of acting performances and a perfect study in dementia.

January Horoscopes on Elderjuice

Here are the latest predictions for January

Happy New Year!

To all our readers a happy and prosperous 2012!
We have our famous thought for the day every day.
Here's today's
"The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul". (GK Chesterton)

Travel insurance for older travellers

Elderjuice has a special offer on insurance for older travellers - together with an EXTRA 10% off.
Read all about it here or go straight to the offer here....